Culture Review List

Namaste,

     The following will be the order of review of cultures from across the world.

1. Bharat, of course since it is the benchmark
2. China, again obvious as it is a civilization/culture considered on par with the Indics
3. Anglo-Saxon
4. Germannic
5. Japanese
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For now, these are the ones I will be taking up in near future. 

American Tourister Ad

Namashkar,

I have this idea for a new ad line for American tourister. This time the "hassled" Gora guy travel in US itself, not in the dark, uncivilized Pagan lands but in the land of "freedom". So this guy gets into the New York subway with his "truly" American luggage. Since we in Indic Race are highly liberal with Barbarians we give this Gora guy the choice of another barbarian brand by name "Carlton". Ah yes, matey that "So English" luggage. In the sub, the gora is first attacked by Black groups with knives. Next, he is hassled by a homosexual group who are liberal on the vaseline. America you see, land of plenty! Then the gora guy recovers and is attacked by a group of "Ku Klux" folks for having had some "sort of interaction" with black guys earlier. Finally we finish the ad with a group of Hispanics throwing him out and his "American tourister" luggage out of the metro. Ahhh! Truly American eh? Melting pot of errr..peoples. The freedom and the liberty, it just drills its way into you, the vaseline notwithstanding!

Ashamed of our Rulers

Namaskaramandi,

So Rahul Gandhi is "at times" ashamed of India, eh Babu ji? You half-barbarian no-good of a Italian bandicoot, we Indians are most ashamed of you. It wasn't enough that we have to constantly face the shame of our de-facto ruler being a barbarian, we also have to put up with the rants of a hybrid Babu! PPah! What has Bharath come to? What next?

Raul, the only thing going for you is that you are half-Indian. For that and that alone there will be a grudging acceptance of your presence in this nation and especially its politics. Your mother was hounded out, ironically her latest flirting is with Jayalalitha who was most prolific in calling her Italian bluff! You really are some dude eh? You don't know if you are Indian or if you are Italian! You don't know if you are a "Pagan" worshipper of dark-idols or a follower of that oh-so-civilizing desert religion which goes by the name Christianity. Just that the clarity factors of your breed is high, you are half Kashmiri as well. That piece of land which was the fountainhead of our Bharath is today half eaten up by Barbarian forces both from without and from within. Now you just have to be a roach pseudo-secular, don't you? And continue betraying your own people most of whom live in abject poverty in Delhi's shanty camps whilst you rest in your air conditioned bungalows funded by the Indian tax payer whom your parents are so very accused of betraying right from the bofors deals to the latest MMRCA deal. All you have is not due to your hard-earned money but of the tax-payers of this great nation which puts up with people like you and your Italian Missionary-Mafiossi mother.

Shame! We Indians never learn. Right from the Greeks to the Mughals to the British and now to you and your Mom we have allowed Barbarian upon Barbarian to rule this great punya-bhoomi. Why don't you do us Indians a great favour and get the hell out of this nation and to your Italian Mafiossi state eh? Please, I hope that one bit of altruism that your half-baked Indian genes would have endowed in you would convince your Barbarian mind into what would be considered a favour by us Bharatiyas. Out you barbarian!

Vandanamalu!

British or German, we care a Churchill-Hitler's rat's **** about them!

OK, continuing with the ads. 2 new ads caught my Indic eye!

1. Carlton, the all British Luggage

2. Hettich, German quality you can trust

Let's blow apart#1 above before we move to #2 , eh?

Carlton, the all British Luggage. Golly Mate, us Brown Indians get to enjoy "real" British luggage. Ah, swell indeed matey, eh? Move over your Brit faggots, we care a damn about your luggage. And one kick in the brown rear of VIP who are putting out these ads. Aren't you ashamed when you brain-storm such ideas in your ad agencies? What would make you stoop so low to come up with such ridiculous ideas? Money? Money that drives the colonial hangover in you? What's so cool about being British anyway? Eh? That they were a yester-year super-power who are now reduced to a third rate power well on its way to bankruptcy? So about 300 years of military and economic dominance by "Great" Britain is sufficient enough for you to "hero worship" them? to be in awe of them? To be mesmerized by them? Wait, Indians and Chinese dominated the world for much of human history, how come you are not in awe of them? How come you don't model your luggage against their name? This calls for some introspection by the Indian ad agencies.

Aez, nuv to zhe Deutsch brand eh? Achtung! Hettich is German quality we can trust? Errr, wait a minute. The Germans were real **** some 80 years back and they tried to appropriate our Indian history, culture and even genes. So are these the people whose qualities we can trust? :-) East German quality was the worst, so do we selectively trust only the products from the West German stables? Why are there already so many "ifs" to trusting German quality. These people were hunter gathers as recently as the 3rd-4th century. Cannibalism was found in the caves of Bonne well after the Indians had their Vedas and the Buddhas. What quality can we expect from a people who took several thousand years after others to completely civilize? NO, we don't trust German quality or their qualities. They are another one of the "mutt" cultures. Sorry!

Stop casting foreigners in Indian ads

OK you Indian ad houses, if you wish to milk the "colonial hangover" by casting white folks in your ads then remember that one day even your own children will be ashamed to be in any way linked with you. India is growing and this resurgence will see its way through to its logical end of India regaining her past glory, power and influence. Then "whites" will want Indians to appear in their ads. When you go back in time and look upon your "old" ads casting whites won't you feel ashamed? STOP CASTING FOREIGNERS in Indian ads! And stop the crap of "fairness" creams as well. I am brown/dark/green/yellow and I am goddammit proud of it. Wait, are you using some of these fairness creams yourself?

Another cheap thing noticed is how multinational companies use ads intended for other target audiences to Indian audiences. I remember this Philips ad where all the actors in the ad were white and the whole ad appeared to have been primarily filmed for the Western Europe audience. But no, they had to grin in their thrifty ways of using those ads in India for a "rousing" reception. Indians after all, they argue" are so obsessed with white skin folks and also white skin in itself that these ads will be longingly viewed by them "admiring" it at the same time. I bet they are 100% right. Indians have this big colonial hangover and are obsesses with the west so much so that they are 100% A Grade unadulterated Agmark certified wannabes without doubt. I see it all around me, people wanting to be seen as "oh so western".

WE INDIANS WANT INDIAN ADS WITH INDIANS IN THEM AND ADS ORIGINALLY SHOT FOR INDIAN AUDIENCES.

Some of the Indian ads I know of which have foreigners in them are,

1. BLUE STAR AC (white bald guy)

2. PHILIPS (fat white couple fighting over bed)

3. PONDS FAIRNESS CREAM (featured Yana Gupta)

4. AMERICAN TOURISTER (Gora man having a "tough" time in India)

5. iPhone 4 Ad in Airtel
6. Octane Deodorant
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I will keep updating this list. Let me know if you know any.